The Garlic: Veggie Burger Tragically Falls Through Grill
Topeka, KS- BREAKING NEWS A veggie burger tragically fell through the grill at Angelina Kelly’s end of summer backyard barbecue. News reports are not yet able to confirm if it was a store bought or homemade veggie burger but it is known that it broke while being flipped and the smaller side slid onto the coals below. As Angelina tried to rescue the other half, it slipped from the spatula and also fell into the fire.
Ms. Kelly has reportedly returned to the house, possibly to get another veggie burger and some foil. Details to come.
The horror!
I hate waking up to this kind of bad news. It really puts a pall on the whole day.
Why can’t there just be a good news story, just for once dammit?
No!!!!
I’m going to miss the weekly installments of The Garlic once MoFo ends. Do you have any plans to make The Garlic a regular feature?
Yes! I’ll be asking for input tomorrow to see what posts people would like to see more of.